Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Quotes on men-women relationship

Someone sent these quotes to me. I am not the originator. If you quote from my blog, perhaps I might be considered one. But I am not. They appear witty. Just take it as jokes, not truth.

  • One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD. After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
  • Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
  • A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC
  • What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
  • If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
  • Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
  • Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

1 comment:

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