Someone sent these quotes to me. I am not the originator. If you quote from my blog, perhaps I might be considered one. But I am not. They appear witty. Just take it as jokes, not truth.
- One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD. After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
- Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
- A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC
- What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
- If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
- Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
- Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
